The French Can Toast or Fry

In World War II we saved their ass,
while many of us died.
They’d all be speaking German now,
had we have not replied.

To warding off the evil
that was threatening your lives.
And now we need your help
but you have filled our back with knives.

I don’t know what your motive is.
The ties you’ve with Iraq.
I hope you need our help real soon,
so we can pay you back.

The problem is, that isn’t us!
America the great!
We stand up for our friends
when they are facing evil fate.

We’re trying to stop trouble
‘fore it has a chance to start.
We’re doing what needs being done.
Why don’t you do your part?

Instead of being such a thorn,
With such a narrow mind.
Can you not see the need for war,
Are you that stinking blind?

Say the shoe was on your foot,
Saddam was leading you.
You’d pray that the United States,
Would come to rescue you.

Crawl back into your slimy hole.
Admit that you were wrong.
For being such a burden,
Towards this issue for so long.