El Presidente es Peesed

Since Saddam won’t quit denying, what is ordered, he admit.
Since he lies about his weapons while upon our thumbs we sit.
We have heard our fearless leader and he’s brought his guns to town.
He’s going into Baghdad and Saddam is going down.
 
I was proud to be American, each syllable George spoke.
He was on the money, to the point.  He didn’t come to joke!
Saddam, your time is coming, do a favor, for your land.
Just once in your pathetic life, take honor in your stand.
 
We’re coming into Baghdad, with a price tag on your head.
You’re coming with us either way.  Alive, more likely dead!
The time has come to pay your dues!  To end your evil path!
Our God is going to crush you!  Are you ready for his wrath?
 
Good will conquer evil!  It is written in the Word.
George had a message, just for you.  I hope that it was heard!
Please do yourself a favor!  Just surrender for your crime!
We’ll see that you are fairly judged, then see you do your time.
 
Your people needn’t suffer, ‘cause the world does not agree.
On how your evil rule has kept your land from being free.
The iron fist you’re ruling with, is soon about to pass.
We’re going to take your iron fist and shove it up your ass.
 
You’re messing with America, the British and the Kurds.
The Russians and the French alike are using harsher words.
It’s time to take your spanking like a big boy, if you are!
Your punishment should be no less, than feathers and hot tar.
 
The frying pan is heating up!  It’s soon about to boil.
We’re going to take your Palaces.  We’re going to take your oil,
And give it to the people that you’d totally neglected.
To show them what it feels like to be counted for!  Respected!
 
We’re going to break the shackles you have forced your world to wear.
Don’t worry—we’ll be saving you a couple dozen pair,
For you and all your Generals!  We will treat you all as beast.
You made a big mistake Saddam.  You got George Jr. peesed!